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Seattle Times: Device lets you “Out Fox” your TV

It’s not that Sam Kimery objects to the views expressed on Fox News Channel. The creator of the “Fox Blocker” contends the network is not news at all.

Kimery says he has sold about 100 of the little silver bits of metal that screw into the back of most televisions, allowing people to filter Fox News from their sets. The Tulsa, Okla., resident also has received thousands of e-mails, both angry and complimentary, as well as a few death threats since the device debuted in August.
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Kimery’s motives go deeper than preventing people from watching the channel, which he acknowledges can be done without the Blocker. But he likens his device to burning a draft card, a tangible example of disagreement.

P.T. Barnam has been proven correct once again. There’s a sucker born every minute, and there are at least 100 people in America who fit the target market of being both a “stark raving liberal” AND a “brain dead idiot”.

I know lots of liberals, and even they wouldn’t pay $9 to some slack jawed yokel in Oklahoma the ability to block out Fox News Channel. I have a plan. I will open up my cold dark conservative heart to liberals, since it is the holy day of Easter. In honor of such a day, any liberal who gives me $8.95 I will give them a similar device that will let them block out Fox News Channel, MSNBC’s evil conservative “Scarboro Country” show, along with reruns of Hee-Haw, Dukes of Hazzard, Married with Children, the Beverly Hillbillies and many other rotten Red State Conservative shows. I will do this for the low low price of $8.95 and I will assure you that your hard earned money will go to a need orphan in the poverty strickened region of CanuckaZimbobweSwazilandistan. It will also go to help feed poor defenseless seals like this one:

” ‘How can I simultaneously block out all of those dreaded evil Red State Conservative TV shows at once?’, you ask? ”

My device took many years of painstaking R&D and trials at the BlueState Digital Labs (a subsidiary of IHN Inc.) research compound. We investigated those evil conservative in their natural habitats, Freeper chatrooms, gun shows, Wal Mart, and some place unknown to us, called “Church”. After the painstaking trials were tested on unsuspecting conservatives (since animal testing is morally and ethically wrong) we here at the BlueState Digital Labs give you the, ConservaBlocker 6000:

Notice the ConservaBlocker 6000’s many wonderful features. It’s pink buttons are there to calm and soothe you and to put you in a nice state of peace as your wife does your job of being the man of the house. The calm pink color also appeals to every liberal male’s true emasculated tendencies of being a soft caring metrosexual submissive husband to your domineering masculine overbearing battle axe of a wife.

In addition with the soothing color scheme of the ConservaBlocker there’s also a special “COMFORT” button, which will pat you on the back and give you warm comfort as you have to suffer through another four years of that horribly “selected” no good global warming, animal beating, hypocritical Bush of a President. With the ConservaBlocker 6000 at your side, you won’t have to deal with those horrible horrible conservatives and their mean ideas of competition, equality, and especially their belief in God.

Comfort and happiness shouldn’t be something the evil rich conservatives can keep from you. You can have it all for only $8.95. Rush Delivery Available!