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I’m really sick of you clueless morons! This ain’t Star Trek and you aren’t that black lady Uhuru with Captain Kirk. I hope that next person I see driving their car and running their mouth with a cell phone gets in to a one car accident.

Cars are for driving, and cell phones were invented so many people could fill their useless existance with choosing this week’s new song ringtone, which usually just sounds like assorted beeps and tones, and not the real song. If I wanted to hear your little song every few minutes when it rings, I’d go buy something called a radio.

To the parents of the First World (as opposed to the uncivilized suicide bomber Third World), don’t buy your sniveling little 12 year old their very own cell phone just because you think they need it. Believe me, no twelve year old need a cell phone unless he’s running drugs so he won’t get the death penalty. Tho once again if you do have a 12 year old running drugs you won’t be here because you’ll be too busy with The Business.

And if after reading this blog, and reading the medical studies on long-term cell phone radiation dangers, you still want to shove that cell phone on your head please do the world a favor and just put your head in a microwave and turn the power up. If you’re going to wash your skull with radiation, do it the right way and spare the rest of us your stupid Jamster Crazy Frog ring tones when we’re trying to drive, watch a movie or out shopping someplace.